GAMES FOR HYSTERICAL COUPLES – GAME 1: THE KISSING BANDIT (PART 2)
“Who are you?” she may ask—or, “What are you doing?”
“Never mind,” he will answer in a brave new tone of authority. “Put down that magazine [turn off the television] and come with me.”
“Where?”
“Never mind where. Just do as I say.”
“No. I’m reading my favorite book [watching TV].”
“I said, put it down [shut it off].”
“Stop being so silly. Where did you get that costume?”
“I’m not going to ask you again.”
“Stop talking like that. What are you trying to prove?”
“I’m not trying to prove anything. I have nothing to prove. I am who I am. I am the Kissing Bandit, and I may just steal some kisses from you.”
“Oh, yes?”
“Yes!”
The conversation goes on like this for a while, perhaps. Then the husband walks up to the wife, tosses the book aside [turns off the TV], and takes her into his arms. If he is physically able, he lifts her up and cradles her in his arms. If not, he pulls her to a standing position and leads her by the arm.
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